Tomorrow we'll be far away.
Tomorrow is the judgment day.
Tomorrow we'll discover what our God and Kinja have in store.
ONE MORE DAWN!
ONE MORE DAY!
ONE DAY MORE!

I like the subtext of O'Reilly's remarks: "He doesn't really understand the seminal event of 20th Century World History, but he's still a fine President." It's a bit like saying "My plumber doesn't understand gravity."

But the Sun is eclipsed by a delicious MoonPie™ snack cake, available in chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry at your local grocer.

Actually, what he's quoting is a strawman. Nobody has demanded to see the chains being retrieved, and by criticizing this non-existent demand as ridiculous, he scores some easy rhetorical points.

Frank Reynolds, playing the long game for getting famous.

Even the rare 1937-D 3-Leg Buffalo nickel? Those things are worth, like, $25 apiece. I hope you snagged it off the stage when she was looking the other way!

If he doesn't describe her as "sexual napalm," we'll know that she's not as good as Jessica Simpson.

I could see The Prince's Virgin's Virgin. Prince Ronald has selected a fair young maiden from the village to become his wife when he ascends to the crown. She has promised to keep herself chaste for him, but secretly, she has fallen for a handsome and inexperienced young man who is apprenticed to the Royal…

Like guts? And black stuff? And about 50 Slim Jims?

Fuckin' noisy tears. Keep it down, eh?

Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun.
Oh, but Mama, that's where the fun is.

Surely, this will be as huge a hit as "Welcome to Sweden" was.

How do you explain him?

They could call it "The Three Friends." That would give them a 50% chance at roping in a lot of Matthew Perry fans, too.

How do you explain Tim Allen?

I can loan them my original copy of "Spirit of America" on 8-Track. (Which is really in my basement right now.)

Then you'll really love the demo version.

Does it feature the beginning of "Solsbury Hill" playing over the production company's logo, and then we cut to a scene of two attractive, heterosexual white people flirting?

Then who was meme?

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