It's just like the Gypsy woman said!

She's just the Sports anchor. You know, traditional women's work.

Well that's just bad scheduling then.

I was going to say "Most actors would be thrilled to have James Cameron fit them with a set of career anchors." Then I realized that I haven't seen a whole lot of Linda Hamilton in the last 25 years or so.

I'd have liked it better if it had been called "Aspergers: The Novel."

*Layla riff plays*

Kinja will fix that!

And it's 1, 2, 3,
what are we commenting for?
Don't ask Ernie, he don't give a damn.
Next stop is Kinja land…
And it's 5, 6, 7,
open up the Pearly Gates.
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee, we just won't hit "reply."

That's what makes it fun!

Hold me like you did my avacado on Naboo.

That sweet Kinja Canyon sound…

Baggage Handler #1 always gets the girl in the end.

What about repetition? Is that funny?

Nobody seems to remember that there *was* another page to Goatse. There was a link to "The Giver," a photo of a naked man reclining on a couch, displaying his penis that was roughly the size of a large zucchini. I always assumed he and Goatse were a couple, but that may have just been my own personal bit of fanfic.

Spending 1994-2006 on AOL doesn't count.

Say it ain't SeeSo!

Nor did he dribble while moving with the ball. *whistle* Travelling, possession goes to the Generals.

90% of the time, you're correct. But when the chips were down, Bender would sacrifice his interests for his friends. Going all the way back to the second(?) episode, when he let Fry cut off his antenna so that they could continue to be roommates…

And one called "Bing!"

I appreciate your enthusiastic defense of an opinion that is palpably wrong.