I plan on collecting every empty Nuka Cola bottle that exists.

Janey, Wild Billy and the Great Comet of 1812

http://store.avclub.com/

I thought it was a large, enclosed building where people went to get nasty.

No, you were right the first time. There *is* ice in the show!

He'll always be my favorite Houston Oiler.

You smell better today than yesterday.

Ixnay on the oodlenay cidentinay!

I love this answer. "Can I have a cappuccino?" "You mean, can you have a cup of boiled coffee beans and some steamed milk served to you by a surly bearded dude with tattoos and ear gauges? If that is your question, no, you cannot have one. Also, this is an auto parts store."

That's like saying that your new dictionary has all the words, just not in alphabetical order.

Corporate synergy! All of our Kinja-family sites suck equally!

We have received your feedback and considered your proposed improvements. And we have decided that you can go piss up a rope. - Signed, the Kinja Product Team.

I wonder if he likes Dawes?

I commented on your post instead of liking it. I don't know how that will make you feel.

TUSK!

Hard Rock Cafe is Led Zeppelin for restaurants.

He wasn't.

Austin Powers taught me that they have 7.

- Serve Beef Wellington. Even if you're a pancake house.

She's keeping her schedule open for the Six Feet Under movie.