ludwigvonfart
LudwigVonFart
ludwigvonfart

Surfin' dogs? Ah papa ooh mau mau, ah papa ooh mau ma-mau…

"Hot" as in the Paris Hilton dismissive "that's hot" sense? Or hot in the exothermic sense?

I bet her corpse is really ashamed of itself now.

As only a casual fan of the show, but a hardcore fan of internet snark, why are the Sand Snakes so despised? Is it something from out of the books? Do we just not like the whole "Fox Force Five" aspect of them? Are we convinced that they really do have bad pussies?

It can be two things! Three things, if you count Forcing A Livestream of Lollapalooza Directly Into Your Earholes.

Bring on the Kinja!

Buckingham-Fountain is my favorite guitarist/clarinetist duo touring today. Granted, Lindsay Buckingham is having to carry most of the show these days, given that Pete Fountain is dead.

They want to punish people women for having sex with people other than them.

I'm hedging my bets by professing faith in every religion, and just not telling all the other ones. I figure most gods haven't integrated their recordkeeping with each other, so Shiva won't have any idea that I've also pledged my faith to Baal too.

Why do you hate Alien Jesus' bunghole?

No, but he was the dancing gal in "Body Double."

I thought the rule was "Stan Lee cameo."

He helped Col. Forbin get the Helping Friendly Book.

I don't know. He makes a convincing truck driver.

But how was the dinner?

I'm coming to the conclusion that her Oscar for Monster's Ball was a little bit like Tracy Jordan's Oscar for Hard to Watch.

What, did she finally replace Ira Glass?

It's true. You've discovered my shameful secret.

Only one of them is a bona fide doctor.