If I was on a boat with girl that looked like that, I’d have a boner too. In fact, I’ve been on a boat with a girl that looked like that, and well...no one took a picture.

My take is this...unless my wife and I are both fixated on a quickie, which is pretty rare, there is no dick penetration without her cumming first from me going down on her. That isn’t necessarily by her choice, but by mine. The goal is...my goal is...always make her cum first. It makes everything that happens after…

He knew he just was never going to be able to stand listening to LeSean McCoy’s continued whining about Chip Kelly.

This exact thing happened to me once, and then I realized I was still sitting in the chair in my living room.

You want some applicable Carlin quotes...Here’s one about the Brilliant men that wrote the 2nd Amendment 225 years ago...

You tell me to stop whining...and then whine for your entire post! And where in my comment did I call for a ban of any kind? You went on some long rant, commenting on all kinds of things totally unrelated to anything I said in my two sentences. Calm down...people might think you’re mentally unstable.

Baseball bats and balls were meant for hitting...cars meant for driving...and guns...yeh, they were meant for killing. Stop with those lazy, tired arguments.

Good stuff. This 2nd Amendment argument has to be put to rest once and for all. It was written by men that lived in a time when the type of weapons and ammunition being used today, could have never been imagined in a million years, by even the most intelligent of our forefathers. It simply doesn’t apply to modern day…