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You have an odd definition of simple.

Ride like the world is trying to kill you and you may survive another day. I learned that lesson 30 years ago, and it’s served me well. I apply it to not only my daily driving, but also to my Truck Driving job. Eyes everywhere, under all conditions, because people are stupid and will try to sneak in front of you or…

Congratulations! Riding is one of my favorite activities, and I prefer it far beyond driving a car.

Long ago I learned that when on a bike you have to be 5 drivers. The four coming at you from each angle and of course yourself. Assume the first four are always trying to kill you and you stand a good chance of surviving and probably enjoy your journey!

My father in law was a navy diver and he said replacing the sacrificial anodes on a carrier was one of the only jobs that genuinely gave him the willies. Being directly under the hull of a ship that large means, depending on visibility, you can’t actually see the waterline on either side because it’s 60+ feet away.…

I just assumed he enjoys the smell of the sh!t that he spews forth from his asshole-y mouth.

I’m telling ya. Hillary’s slathered in cat hair or lavender or patchouli or something. It’s genius.

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Exciting to see this finally published. I reviewed some of the early analysis and this is about as exciting as it gets for planetary scientists. Rosetta has largely been judged as a success but this event erased any doubts. It’s a thick layer of icing to an already sweet cake.

Not quite, the VIN was actually legit. It was pretty much the only thing that was legit. And I think they ended up saying the car was not leased, but financed... though payments stopped happening in 2009 (with money still owed).

<blockquote>Now I sit here at my keyboard, hands trembling like an old man’s, my eyes fully dilated. Not blinking. Not sleeping. Not eating.</blockquote>

Best thing about cars like these are how they change people. Case in point

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Millenials ;)