More due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials.

If I thought this choad was literate I’d recommend Stacy Schiff’s excellent The Witches and explain that SALEM WAS A BRITISH COLONY AT THAT TIME, YOU MATCHLESS MORON. 

I never knew it before this second but all I’ve ever wanted from life is for Pelosi to scrawl ‘tl;dr’ on that and mail it back. 

I mean, maybe because the bulgey veins are part-and-parcel of the whole super-ripped thing?

If I could Ctrl+C a car, I’d totally steal a car. 

NOOOOOOOÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

She rich, her appearance is "bespoke" 

... Please go look at the photo gallery of the Laker girls at games. 

Yeah, I really love Lizzo, but I can’t help but imagine how different the tone would’ve been if it had been Miley.

Ill go along on some of this but so often he has those white circles around his eyes that you get from wearing those eye protectors in the tanning booth.

Tic Tacs at work are for people who are trying to cover up coffee breath they don’t have time to deal with. Tic Tacs in the bedroom are for someone who thinks “my toothbrush is 5 feet away, but these mints are good enough,”either because he is a trash panda or because he’s afraid whoever he’s Weinsteining might try to…

LOL. You think anyone in his circle tells him anything negative? Oh sweet summer child.

Sounds like half of the white male race. Sorry, that was an obnoxious thing to say, but god am I tired of that lot lately.

That’s great that U would but many people wouldn’t. many people do what the royal family does and looks the other way. Protecting a sexual predator relative is painfully common. 

Parents do it all the time. It is not in unusual for parents of a rapist to either be in denial or just not care. I’ve commented on Jezebel about a woman I used to know who practically bragged about how her teenage son assaulted another teen. While I’m not sure if he faced legal consequences because it might have gone…

“Andrew emailed: “Let me know when we can talk. Got some specific questions to ask you about Virginia Roberts.”

Protecting family isn’t hard to understand, it’s her son and people don’t like to believe people they love can do horrible things. Unless he gets charged with a crime, she will continue to stand by him.  Protecting family is the most normal thing the royal family does. 

Honestly, it’s time. Elizabeth Warren needs her own in depth story. This is just the feminist blog to do so.

What, no Last Unicorn love?

Set up a few stands at popular tourist destinations around the country, and you’re set for life.