GOD DAMMIT. Why must anti-American assholes like the same things I do?

Also there was no way he was watching; some sycophant supervising him from a chair chortled out to him that the mic problem was happening and he should definitely tweet about it.

Warren killed it. Go Liz Go!

That fact puts the fun back in lung fungus.

GO FUNGUS! GO GO GO!

The idea that the Queen is baking with her great grandchildren is laughable. That woman hasn’t been in a kitchen since her days in Malta in 1948.

I was thinking something more along the lines of Goofus and Gallant (“Goofus separates families and detains children--even people who are legally seeking asylum! Gallant treats immigrants with respect and dignity because he isn’t an abomination.”)

I love this.

Trump exhausts me, as I am sure he exhausts most people, so I am almost too weary to ask this, but I will anyway. Isn’t the expression “locked and loaded” not “cocked and loaded”? I suppose “cocked” works as well, but it just strikes me of indicative of where his tiny brain is at most of the time that he would say it…

I am giving major side-eye to the lack of mention here that this movie came out around the peak of SMG’s Buffy-fueled stardom.

You have D List dyslexia!

Your film shoot horror story is that you were a jerk to a group of PAs who were just doing their jobs?

“couch suppressant”

This is exactly how I feel about GMOs. How else do you think we got the tomatoes and corn that make summer dishes so perfect? It’s about how we treat the plants as they’re growing, not how the plants were genetically modified to better serve our needs.

I don’t care about eating GMOs: scientific consensus is they are harmless to consume. I am concerned about how and where they are grown, and the effect of how they are cultivated on the environment and surrounding farmers. This is not a concern solely for GM crops, and when used with forethought GM crops can be…

i’m gonna be perfectly honest here...i thought gas was colorless.

“Many people have said June should have less days, some say more, but many say less. This isn’t me saying it, many people have told me that. I love June, no one loves June more than me. But maybe we just shorten the month a little, add it to July, boom. July is a great month too, let’s make it longer! No one loves…

Sometimes I’m shocked that that’s where Bill Clinton hails from.

citation needed