In my town, there are on-demand weed delivery services and on-demand cookie delivery services (no joke) and I have sincerely wondered why they don’t team up.

This is because you a a kind Genius.

I always thought a good business idea would be to host cooking classes for bachelorette parties where you teach people how to bake weed cookies.

Insomnia Cookies here in NYC is going to make BANK once weed is fully legal. Their whole shtick is hot-cookie delivery and they’re magical enough when you’re sober to be outright dangerous when you’re high.

Counterpoint: beards are disgusting food collectors

Don’t remember the ‘cool’ part...

Or maybe they look exactly alike.

WITCH!!!!

You would be the best kind of witch.

I also make healing treats. They’re called chocolate chip cookies, and they don’t involve anchovies.

They look like extras from a documentary on pill abuse in Ohio.

Good to see beiber is back

Any alternative to filling your body with more chemicals is a net win.

Kardashians stealing all their ideas from avant-garde 1980's clubs.

If someone acts like a child, they get treated like one.  Makes sense to me.  

What’s going on with Britney Spears is that she checked herself into a mental health treatment facility to help her deal with her father’s cancer diagnosis.

That is a great picture. Your kitty has the decency to look mildly ashamed of her behavior. My Bird just gave us the “what do you want?” look when she trashed puzzles.

maybe you need to use positive reinforcement?  I don’t know, it’s really hard to find good assistants these days.  they’re all so entitled and needy!

She does not.  California allows the option of serving as an apprentice to a licensed attorney for four years.  After that time, you can sit for the bar and, if you pass, able to practice law in California just as any other attorney who passes the bar.  The pass rate for people who try it this way is about 30%.

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus.