Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to.

I was betting that vampires couldn’t get it, but happily I was wrong!

Genuinely curious but not enough to search: that’s not her real nose, right?

And you just know that if he DOESN’T get elected, nothing useful will happen between the election and the inauguration.

My situation is flipped from yours, I live in Seattle but in an adults-only community so the neighborhood has a fair number of retirees who moved to the area following their adult children, thus the elderly Trump supporters in an otherwise sea of blue. I live with and care for my disabled, elderly auntie, who has been…

Displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader? Check.

Sometimes a HOA is good for something! Not often, but in this case I’m grateful.

Oh good lord.

I would hope they’d have figured that out well before now, like when he was playing a nuclear-weapon game of chicken with North Korea. But who knows?

...dammit. ;)

I don’t think Kushner can contract covid; I think robots are unaffected.

Counterpoint: maybe it WAS him, but he sounds different because the mean doctors at the hospital won’t let him have his nose candy?

It’s a cult. They can’t think logically where he is concerned. My neighborhood forbids lawn signs except during the 30 days before an election. A bunch of Trump signs appeared like clockwork on Oct 3rd. Now I know the houses to avoid at all costs if we ever have an emergency.

I am a copyeditor and I highly approve of this typo.

We didn’t shower love on Betty White because we thought she was going to die, we did it (and still do, at least around here) because she is a treasure we don’t deserve. Also (obligatory):

I know nothing about the legality of this stuff, would someone mind explaining? Can you just start a company and brand shit with someone else’s name, so long as they haven’t trademarked it first?

You got a tshirt for graduating DARE? I think maybe I got a certificate signed by the principal. Now I feel cheated.

There are mild ones, like propranolol. But no magic shot in the ass, like Donny’s attesting. 

As someone who struggles with a mild stutter that only surfaces in anxiety-provoking situations, I can say you are absolutely correct. And, as with Biden, when it’s not there all the time tons of people believe you’re faking.

I got it. And approved!