Or “The Emperor’s New Clothes”

Clown Massacre. I love it though.

Looooooooool “Iggy Azalea Freestyle.” <3

“I Can’t Do Color Because I Have No Patience for Drying and I Feel Like I’m Being Tortured Being Asked to Sit Still for Ten Minutes Under that Fan”

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

I wish these Fox commentators would stop talking about their personal fantasies on air.

Good Lord, it looks like someone dropped half a cheesecake on the floor of a stoner's 1974 Plymouth Duster.

Is that a cigarette butt?

It looks like it should have dog hair, lint, and a stray penny stuck to it. *shudder*

It'd be kind of funny if one luxury maker of useless trinkets fucked up the whole swag economy for everyone else, by scaring off celebrities that have advisers telling them to skip the gift suite.

Oh shit, I accept free tampons from people all the time. Does that mean I have to be the new face of Tampax?

Good, because we really needed someone to take a couple of photographs to make Bret Easton Ellis seem ridiculous.

Yes tobacco is cool! It shows you're young, fun and don't give a fuck - which makes people want to fuck and/or hang out with you. (disclaimer: user for over half my life and clean for a week. Quit now that I'm old, boring and do give a fuck.)

I know I'm not supposed to, and don't tell my future children I said this, but I think she looks really cool in all of those photos, as do the men.

I read something somewhere that really resonated with my own views of the justice system. "We need to stop imprisoning people were mad at and stick to people were afraid of." This is a horrible tragedy, but I hardly think this woman is a danger to society. This is not something she's ever going to do again. Sentencing…

You know, when the person who actually lost her family members indicates that she doesn't believe that a ridiculously long prison sentence is going to help anyone, perhaps everyone should follow suit. Some random internet person's opinion on the severity/damage caused really doesn't mean shit when the person who is…

With my amazing ability to follow baking instructions, it'll probably end up looking like this:

Except for the part where in blind taste tests, boxed wine was rated as highly or higher than bottled wine. There's only shame in it if you're hosting a big dinner party; for just having a few friends over for dinner and drinks, there's nothing all that bad about it.