I figured it would be a Dom DeLuise treasure bath scenario....

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Same. It seems like most of our Democrat leaders have crumpled into themselves following the election, and we have no one really standing up and fighting for us. It’s frustrating, and then Meryl gets up there and says what we’re all thinking and it’s so damn cathartic!

It’s what we always were. It’s just that that part of us is slowly dying, and — like any cornered animal — the backlash is only more intense as a result.

Makes you feel less lonely, and like it isn’t only the people near you that feel like you do...it’s even people who are far, far away, which means the net feels bigger....more real, and stronger. Like we won’t just crumple up if things get bad.

Nothing says “Sad!” more than realizing that we’re going from Michelle Obama to this fucking thing. I still can’t believe this is actually happening.

Ali Wong, Wanda Sykes, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Aparna Nancherla, Nicole Byer, etc etc

If the alphabet agencies don’t care to be disparaged by the GOP, then they shouldn’t bend over backwards to get them elected to office.

Off-the-record meetings with a vile man who lives to lie whatever way he feels like it at that moment. Then comes the contradictory lie spewing from his flabby head the next day. And the “journalism” wage earners keep eating this shit propaganda.

Anna Wintour came to my office at Trump Tower to ask me to meet with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a friend. Will go this AM.

There are many zoos and aquariums that do valuable conservation work as well as educating the public that results in better stewardship of wild spaces.

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. You absolutely fucking go, tutu-clad Saudi chicks!!

i hope so too, but i’m reminded of how many people thought bigotry was dying off in the US until we had our last election (well throughout the campaigns really). but hopefully these awesome women will usher in the changes they deserve!

More than half of the kingdom’s citizens are under 25

Hey, now, be fair. They’re not all racists! Some of them merely strongly support racist (and misogynistic) fuckery! That’s, like, totally different.

I’ve been pitching a manuscript recently, and I’ve gotten a number of the replies that one gets most often while pitching a manuscript: “this isn’t for us.”

1997 called. It wants its frosted tips back.

Scumbag Trump voters will lap this shit up because every last one of them are racist fuck sticks.