At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Foolish mistake, really. I prefer to manage my Crohn’s disease by beating my wife and my boss only suspended me two days

I think it was all the 1/8ths that did him in...course he’s probly buyin by the QP

So he was smoking the Crohnic?

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

“First of all, [Donald Trump] has no game”
-Clare Malone, Fivethirtyeight

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Darth Wader

WHOA LOOK AT THAT HOT TAKE EVERBODY!

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

What about Sam Hinkie?

Drew must be terrific at hitchhiking.

Took a page from the Sounders.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Altidore would need a machine gun with an extended clip to hit a kidnapper.

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

The Padres has a farm system too.