Sports, right? This almost got that Joe Paterno post out of my head.

Except the ACA was and is overwhelmingly popular. It was Obama’s central platform in 08 before the Neo-Cons drove the world economy over a cliff. And guess what, Obama won. Twice.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

France just surendered to the Vikings.

To me, nude dining means sticking my dick in a Hot Pocket, so this is definitely a step up.

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

Because their notion of “right” is mechanical, not moral.

Types of beef ranked:

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

I agree completely with your correct assessment that no one has ever made a meme out of a Democrat.

Man, must be something in the water.

They’re just a fake team, like the Miami Sharks, or the Orlando Braykerzz, or Arizona State University, right?

Oh, sure - it always starts like this. The Brewers get a dog. They love it, they care for it. The Brewers adopt more puppies. The next thing you know, there are puppies everywhere. And since no one is taking charge to actually train them, they're just making a mess of everything, shitting and pissing all over. So they…