I think it’s a deliberate attempt to conjure up thoughts of Stormfront, the Daily Stormer, German stormtroopers, and anything else white nationalist related that contains the word “storm”. But I agree, that part of the commercial doesn’t make sense and appears to be tacked on.

Grabbed your hair and smelled it? Fuck that guy. I’d clock him so he THINKS he’s outside.

In cooler weather, I love when someone comes in from outside with a cold, fresh air smell. Combined with the result of a walk in some pine needles, this is one of the best smells Earth has to offer.

Are you serious? Did anyone find his body later that day? Because that’s grounds for a throat punch. He touched your damn hair? Just like that? Dammit, now I’m angry. WTH is wrong with people?!

Any conversation about celebrity fitness vs average person fitness should include this (Sorry it’s so fucking huge. Kinja gonna Kinja) :

I get what you’re saying, and basically agree, but I don’t think Tony Gwynn is a good comparison. It’d be more like asking someone who works in comics about Michael Jordan. I never read comic books and hardly even watch comic book-based movies, but even I could give 15 seconds of platitudes about Stan Lee if asked…

Fewer.

This is the exact reason why I love Marvel so much more than DC; a vast majority of their characters are much more relatable than DC’s. 

The best part is that you get “a special certificate of authenticity.” Wouldn’t want to get a shitty, knock off Trumpy Bear.

GOLF! MARINES! CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY! HE IS THE STORM!

This is well written and spot on. I’d say some “stick to sports” bullshit, but you really crushed this.

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

I wish we lived in a Marvel comic book universe, so that we’d know he’d come back shortly in a few issues.

It’s hard not be sad about this, considering all the joy and hope and wonder he helped create, inspire and spread.  His efforts will be a gift that keeps on giving.

At a very young age I thought reading and writing were utterly boring. But one day my mother gave me a Spider-Man comic written by Stan Lee. I haven’t really stopped reading and writing since. At times his worked helped me feel less lonely in the world. It helped me connect with something and helped me understand.

I…

careful when ye stare long into the Gritty, lest the Gritty stare back into thee

There’s also a “Girl Friday”; it’s the inspiration for F.R.I.D.A.Y.; one of Tony Stark’s AI assistants in the comics and in the movies from Age of Ultron on. 

He couldn’t even change into Bill Bixby. RIP.

Well, fuck.

As somebody who grew up feeling without a place, Stan Lee’s creations helped me immensely.