I think it’s a deliberate attempt to conjure up thoughts of Stormfront, the Daily Stormer, German stormtroopers, and anything else white nationalist related that contains the word “storm”. But I agree, that part of the commercial doesn’t make sense and appears to be tacked on.

Grabbed your hair and smelled it? Fuck that guy. I’d clock him so he THINKS he’s outside.

In cooler weather, I love when someone comes in from outside with a cold, fresh air smell. Combined with the result of a walk in some pine needles, this is one of the best smells Earth has to offer.

Are you serious? Did anyone find his body later that day? Because that’s grounds for a throat punch. He touched your damn hair? Just like that? Dammit, now I’m angry. WTH is wrong with people?!

Any conversation about celebrity fitness vs average person fitness should include this (Sorry it’s so fucking huge. Kinja gonna Kinja) :

I get what you’re saying, and basically agree, but I don’t think Tony Gwynn is a good comparison. It’d be more like asking someone who works in comics about Michael Jordan. I never read comic books and hardly even watch comic book-based movies, but even I could give 15 seconds of platitudes about Stan Lee if asked…

Fewer.

The best part is that you get “a special certificate of authenticity.” Wouldn’t want to get a shitty, knock off Trumpy Bear.

GOLF! MARINES! CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY! HE IS THE STORM!

This is well written and spot on. I’d say some “stick to sports” bullshit, but you really crushed this.

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

careful when ye stare long into the Gritty, lest the Gritty stare back into thee

He couldn’t even change into Bill Bixby. RIP.

Oh he knew what sort of chaos he was going cause. Remember, he’s not just Luke Skywalker. He is also the best Joker - and yes, that’s including Ledger’s Joker.

Tyler Florence also has a really good French Onion soup recipe that I’d highly recommend. Pretty easy to do, too.

No really, he wants the shambling corpse of Joe Paterno wandering around Pennsylvania to assist with vote suppression.

I think they are a fairly good product especially for old people that spend long periods of time alone. Your parents are in luck that if both of them are still around it some what mitigates the danger but so much of issue with old folks is how long it takes people to realize something wrong when they hurt themselves.…

Scott Walker is out so I’m happy about that. 

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