A thoughtful conservative says, “gee whiz Donald, did you have to say it like that? Let’s be more discreet in our corruption, racism, xenophobia, and war-mongering, okay?”

I wondered what happened to her after she got fired from The Blaze.

I’m already in tears gdi.

It’s also not a law. There is literally no state in the US (that I’m aware of) with a law saying you can’t sell booze to an obviously-overage man who has ID because his of-age daughter is in the vicinity. I have empathy for the store clerk if they’ve been told that’s the store rule, but there is ZERO chance they’ll…

“I gotta tell you folks, its a scary time out there for young men”

Ugh, yes it did. The eternal optimist who wants to be depressed is a much more interesting premise than the tired friend-zone bullshit

It’ll be worth it if we get a backdoor Futurama revival out of the deal.

I can’t imagine $8 caviar from a discount clothing store being something you should put in your body...  Let alone expect to taste good.

I work in Oncology research, and seeing Tyler’s strength as his fight is coming to an end was a reminder of what I love about my job. His story brought tears to my eyes. I love that he got to enjoy that moment with the fans and his team. 

Just gut-wrenching.

As a OSU fan I hate this loss. But I'm extremely grateful that he got to watch this win. I love how professional he was throughout all of his interviews during the game and he would have made for one he'll of a sportswriter

Thank you.  As the husband of a cancer survivor, this brings perspective.  Beautiful, if heartbreaking, story.

That’s true of most low brow fare. I love Popeyes just as much as farm to table restaurants. I don’t have to choose. But I also don’t treat eating high quality foods as a virtue signal, so...

Velveeta uses sodium citrate to give it the melting quality we’re familiar with so you can definitely use melting salts with other cheeses for the same texture.

Also, several readers have reached out to me to suggest I watch previous seasons before I review this show. To them and anyone else who feels this way, I politely say...fuck no. That is not the point of this series! Thank you. 

Velveeta is a wonderful invention, and no one can convince me otherwise.

Maybe it’s just me, but it would never even occur to me a substitution would be free by default. It’s always cool when they are, but I expect to pay more when I’m asking for additional time or cost of ingredients. Even when you leave something out, sometimes it means throwing together another quick version of a sauce…

I mean, Totino’s Is kind of a trash pizza classic.

Here’s a lifehack. To avoid substitution charges, bring your own scallops hidden in your purse. 

I will always appreciate things like this that remind me that not everything in this world is an unmitigated dumpster fire of awfulness.