YOUR FACE IS KIND OF GROSS!

It adds up when you remember that professional sports leagues don’t give a shit about domestic abuse.

Yaaaaasss I love Home Run Inn’s crust. We don’t buy it very often but there is something very different about the crust.

You see him play last year? He was awful in Carolina. Maybe he’s a bit better if he stays in Chicago, but he wouldn’t have been significantly better than Berube, Forsberg and the other useless crap the Hawks put between the pipes.

They also have $5.2 mil in cap space available.  If the Hawks do find themselves in a position to contend, they will almost certainly fill out the defense with a big name come trade deadline.  But it all comes back to Crawford in the end

The thing with Crawford was that he was having his best year ever last year before he got knocked out. If he plays like that, then sure, the Hawks can sneak into the playoffs and then all bets are off. But if he plays like he did up until last season (solid, but not elite), then they still miss the playoffs...

Nah, while there isn’t a Milwaukee style, Midwest tavern for sure doesn’t fit into any of those.

I loved the first Chronicles of Narnia film — it was a very nice adaptation of the movie and Tilda Swinton was perfect as Jadis, the White Witch. After that...it was just okay. Prince Caspian was okay, the others were okay. Because, really, they were like the books in that regard: C. S. Lewis could never really…

Sounds wonderful and thanks for the tip! I usually get to Chicago once a year for business. Next time I’m there I’ll check Pastoral out.

One night in a little saloon in Fort Stockton, Texas, I ripped a man’s leg off and beat another man to death with it. The West Texas desert ran red with blood that night, my friends, and it pooled underneath the I-10's overpass and I bathed as a grackle does in the puddled muddy water of the rolling thunderstorms…

WHY IS GEORGE RR MARTIN MAKING WHISKY INSTEAD OF FINISHING THE BOOKS AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH

I hate when people complain about this in such a pedantic way. Saying “I am wearing chaps” could mean you are wearing them as intended, over jeans because you are a cowboy.  Saying “assless chaps” suggests that you are dressing like a ‘90s gay panic stereotype with your ass hanging out.  Hence why using the phrase is…

Apparently there are a lot of chaps experts in the Takeout commentariat...

You obviously don’t have contacts, I suck on mine all the time.

Yeah, I gotta wonder how much shorter that long editorialized opening could have been if the game had a traditional control scheme.

everything about this is poetic beauty

I really think you may have opened up a new frontier in hockey analytics here.

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Happy Friday, you wanted a response about how terrible you are. Here you go; I have acknowledged your cruelty and callousness,and I am acknowledging you have managed to repeat the same type of tired cruel “joke” many many many thousands of Internet shit heads have done in the exact same way you did here. I hope this…