It’s must just my Dad recording it on his DVR and then telling me to watch it when I visit

This seems to not so much be in the annoying “THIS will finally be the thing that brings Trump down” genre of news coverage in Trump’s America, than it is in the absolutely infuriating “Maybe THIS is where Trump pivots and becomes presidential” genre, and has the distinction of being the absolutely craziest entry in…

It’s entirely possible that loved ones could die within that span if the GOP gets its way in trying to rip away healthcare from tens of millions of people.

I love the contrarians that shit all over IPAs. They were the same people shitting all over American Adjunct Lagers when that was still cool.

Just drink whatever the fuck you want and please don’t shit on those who like things that you don’t. It’s annoying.

The criminal justice system sucks for victims (and pretty much everyone caught up in it) to be sure. But even working at its best and with due regard for the concerns of victims, it is necessarily a slow process. It can’t necessarily afford victims relief on an expedited basis.

He regrets that Courtney Smith spoke and Brett McMurphy reported it.

It’s not. It’s merely a successful reframing device effectively employed by mealy-mouthed jokes like Mika Brzezinski and Maggie Haberman.

I see so many IG pictures of people doing stupid, life-threatening things in Norway that I am afraid they are going to ban tourists before I get a chance to visit.

Of the three named stories of people who fell off the falls in the NYT article, one was 17, and the other two were 28 and 39, respectively.

Melting some blue cheese with some butter on a steak is delicious.

Ahh midwest chicken fried steak.  Always great but I agree.  You can’t fancy it up.  Maybe the gravy but really it is what it is.

Wait. No. Country fried steak is supposed to be that shitty cut that you do cook to well done. The point of battering and frying a steak is to cover up that it’s not a good cut.

Wieters standing up, clocking out like a working stiff - was relish on that hot dog.

Illness of steak is almost always caused by cross contamination to the cooked surface, not by rawness itself. For example, raw chicken on cutting board, inadequate wash leaves salmonella, then cooked steak lands on same surface cross-contaminating, etc.

Hey asshole, food preference isn’t food knowledge.

It takes a special kind of asshole to be the worst person in a video featuring a guy recording himself lifting at the gym and dropping his deadlifts.

hate his execution, but 100% agree with the sentiment.

Jezspin is always delightful, and this is no exception. 

You squeeze from the bottom, the liquid stays on the top. Give it a little massage before you use it and it reincorporates the liquid as well.

i use plain yogurt as a condiment a lot and almost never buy sour cream, mostly because i always have some plain whole fat nancys on hand, and while it definitely does the trick, anytime I have real sour cream I remember what I’m missing out on