I always love the people who brag about doing Crossfit while 8.5 months pregnant, and then you see their videos, and their form is ruined and dangerous trying to accommodate a round, protruding belly. I am ALL for working out while pregnant if they so desire, but being not willing to account for your loosening…

I never tell people how to top their pizza, but I gently suggest that everyone who visits me in Chicago top theirs with Italian sausage and not pepperoni (or both, also fine). The Italian sausage in this city is just next level.

What kind of pizza are you ordering that attempting to cut it with a plastic knife wouldn’t absolutely destroy it, in addition to having to put your hands all over the entire slice?

“...but when you’re at a party, there isn’t usually an opportunity to cut a slice in half.” 

It does, and it doesn’t. If you have a triangle cut pizza, you can feed, maximum, the number of slices you have, unless you have like, a couple willing to share. For tavern style, you can feed more people smaller portions. Or even more exact portions. For instance, with a triangle cut pizza, a slice and a half is…

The thing is too, that the charm of tavern-style pizza isn’t wholly in how it’s sliced, though that slicing method is great because you can eat exactly as much as you’re hungry for, without wondering if you have room for a whole slice more. But the crust on good tavern-style pizza is fucking phenomenal. I don’t really…

If Impossible does sausage, I sure as hell hope it’s better than Beyond’s. That stuff was revolting.

This is particularly such shit because they knew Carrie Fisher was dead when they started writing the script. I get that they had a plan that they had to rework after she died, but...”oh, we couldn’t leave the entirely CGI actress by herself at the base”...what? Clearly you could, because she was a fucking hologram…

Serena was named Female Athlete of the Decade, so both were honored, which is nice. 

• Similarly, perhaps someone could release that researcher from bear prison?

This made me LOL. God damn it, give this show to some competent people, please, BBC. 

You super called it, but fuck, man, the way this episode was put together was so shitty and clunky. We literally cut away from Lyra’s story to watch Boreal come through the portal again, and that’s it. It was so ridiculously stupid and unnecessary.

I’m also thankful this article put your article on Cajun food on my radar...I must have missed it when I was traveling for Thanksgiving. It’s really excellent!

I just wanted to say thanks to all of you for such a great blog. It has improved my cooking a lot, and introduced me to a bunch of easily accessible (and some not so easily accessible!) recipes that have made my life better. It’s also just such a lovely oasis in a sea of internet grossness. I always leave happier than…

”Finally, it has been my absolute pleasure to take this journey with you guys. Your comments, theories, and general messages of joy made an already great show, a wonderful experience. Thank you so much, TV Club.”

This also seems strange considering it’s based on the assumption that the general population knows how much effort goes into any given amount of exercise. What does “you’d have to run a mile to burn this off” mean to someone who’s never run a mile? It’s just more meaningless gobbledygook on food packaging.

I’m sorry, I thought it was common knowledge that I was Thumbelina??

I don’t drink coffee, but I have peppermint tea every weeknight before bed in my Wonder Woman mug.

I think it’s more likely that it’s some sort of late-developing reaction to pollen, since it didn’t start happening until after I quit taking a daily antihistamine (my seasonal allergies are terrible, so I take antihistamines spring-fall). Apparently when people have allergic reactions to apples it’s often actually a…

Well this looks delightful. I just really love your guys’ holiday party content. It makes me look so good when I bring this stuff to parties! :)