luckylouie
Luckylouie
luckylouie

Easy. Any E60 M5. It will simultaneously make you look (and sound) very rich, but it will keep you very, very poor.

2011 Range Rover sport. Sure it’ll have problems and depreciate only more than it already has but people will think you’re a baller or something.

Sure, I know a lot of nice owners, but they preach about these dumb little cars so much that they put the Mormons and the Jehovah’s Witnesses both to shame.

One for going fast.

That is the saddest thing I’ve read this morning.

Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

BOOSH.

I'm german, please just DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

I mean, it was inspired by a STEALTH FIGHTER so it's got that going for it. Also flat black.