Yeah. Get on top and rub her pussy is hardly groundbreaking material. I'm pretty sure lesbians have thought of that, so...

Nah, I was just way out of his league. I gave him a perfectly good chance and he was boring, only trading on his good looks and not actually applying any skill. I reserve the right to toss anyone out of my bed at any time. Causing a collision between multiple pieces of my furniture is immediate grounds for being told…

this is the first time I've seen this gif used in genuine enthusiasm and not as the harbinger of a comment shitstorm. This pleases me.

I hate to break it to guys but squirting is a trick. You can suck up a little bath water and do it any time so long as you're good at Kegels. Timing it with orgasm is just a trick, albeit a cool one.

There was this guy in my college group of friends who everyone had done the deed with. He was a bit of a slut and he was also tall, blonde, and lanky. I can't fault a soul who banged him.

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

My cats have interrupted sex for me. I lock them out when my boyfriend and I are having sexy times because they really like to watch and I hate their judgmental eyes.

I've had "meh" but nothing that would stand a chance of winning the Pissing Contest. That said:

Typical liberal gawker-verse bias. Keep on hiding the real story, bro.

I think this the wrong kind of cat.... This is not photoshopped. It's located in Midtown KCMO on the map.

I don't think feminism means nobody's allowed to want to look pretty.

And on that note, let's talk about pubic hair!

Well, that escalated quickly.

My money's still on Barbara Walters' head on a robot body.

i read your sentence as " blah blah blah Rosebud Yogurt blah blah " !

OH NO WOMAN DID SOMETHING SEXUAL NOW THAT'S ALL SHE'LL EVER BE!!!!

Is Piers Morgan just a cartoon villain at this point?