Because if it makes no sense, it’s not a cute story, it’s a “ha ha funny foreigners with their accents” joke that isn’t even funny.

You are no queen of mine.

I never said that colorism doesn't exist. Or that my life has "been so hard." You don't even know what I look like or what my ethnicity is. I AM an actual Black woman, thanks. Just saying that it's unfair for people to tell you that you aren't what you are. Take a trip to the salad bowl, the kinja blog that I mod.

I hate kids getting shot in the leg, killed, or killing their parents or siblings because idiots don't know how to responsibly own guns.

Because the second amendment is why! And Amurrica, and freedom! And these colors don't run!

ok i could really be reading this wrong, but are you kind of implying that living meat free makes like, oppressed somehow?

How about instead of a race to the bottom and only having empathy for those you *deem* fit to have empathy for, we start treating human beings like human beings and not value them by the job they happen to have at the moment, how about that?

I know I will get verbally bashed for saying this, but I really only find Hiddles attractive when he has dyed dark hair.

Do you have sweet ginseng deals?

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

Actually I'm quite generous and people think I'm funny. But think what you want. People are really taking my "she should donate her dress instead of destroying it" awfully personally and maybe those people should take a look at why they find this to be so threatening.

Or she could have donated the dress to someone who can't afford one. But you know, whatever, go ahead and be wasteful.

I set a supervisor's coat on fire and woke up in the bed of one of the dudes from Vampire Weekend (he was on tour and not present).

Not unless they're offering those mad ginseng deals via affiliated links. Everyone knows this.

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TOTALLY REALLY AND SUPER SUPPORTS HIM BEING A CON ARTIST.

Did you miss out Ginseng dealer? GT can serve all your needs.

So if someone is offering deals on MAD GINSENG over the internet I shouldn't believe them?

The replies are pretty heartening

NO WE ARE AWFUL FEMINAZIS ... who make a habit of doing what we can to help other people in need from time to time. Just the worst, really. Truly awful.