You should really do an experiment: Post a catchy headline with a cute picture, one related paragraph, and a bunch of words that have literally nothing to do with anything. Just five paragraphs of Twilight that have been run through five random languages on Google Translate. We could take bets on what percentage of…

I think there's a moment that happens when you're in a life/death situation (or you believe you are) where you have to consciously decide to keep going. It takes a fight, IMO. The fact that she had presence of mind to figure out the umbrella thing, and to keep herself from just passing out and giving up entirely is a…

I'm very excited about this. Very, very excited.

I cannot believe they were surprised the people were terrified. I think this is exactly what they wanted. Makes them feel powerful.

I understand you don't want to be touched like I hate that too but at least look like you don't loathe their existence, Avril.

ugh. you make vegans look bad.

Thanks for being a stereotype i constantly have to prove i am not.

No. Just no. That's not right. Animal cruelty isn't right, but neither is wishing death on any human being.

uh... no.

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you know that it takes more than just love to be in a successful long-term relationship.

0/10

What I don't like is that as Facebook currently exists, there's no way to designate that the owner of a profile has died. And the site isn't currently separating the dead from the living at all.

I think it is hilarious. He is such a troll and he is getting so much attention.

He is ABSOLUTELY trolling us.

0:44 - that picture!!! AMAZEBALLS. Also, this WHOLE segment... Dear Betty Rose:

Just one question for those two: