Skip to 7:22 to hear how I feel about this.

There's something about this metal guy banging out a solo while interacting with and laughing at his cat that is sorta sexy. Yeah, my mind goes there.

The fact that this guy keeps playing despite numerous bites on the hand is pretty metal though, right?

As a Jew, I don't mind referring to myself that way, but it's not the only major descriptor I would use for myself. However, I would caution against using that word if you feel uncertain. The execution is crucial. I like to go off the drunk uncle rule. If your drunk uncle would sound like an ass saying it, consider…

My boyfriend worked at a Mexican restaurant and someone asked for chips and guatemala.

Hey, now - ableism is a thing. Don't let morons steal it and drag it down with them! Its high time we took language back from the tumblr kids!

See, I thought that one was pretty sad. He sounds like he's obviously actual crazy, not just an asshole. He needs help.

Usually when I order chinese, I order enough for multiple meals, because I like leftovers. But I always feel bad about myself when I see how many forks and fortune cookies they include. Sometimes I yell upstairs to a fake person that "the food is here" so that the delivery person doesn't know it's all for me.

When I was juuuuust starting college (read: when I was young and stupid), I was dating a cute dude who dumped my fine-looking ass for no apparent reason. So, in order to deal with this rejection, I swiped a couple of shrimp from the restaurant where I was working and went over to his place to get whatever stuff I had…

The French series is SO DAMN GOOD! Everyone go watch it! And then come talk to me about it!

I did a fair amount of oat-sowing my freshman year of college. The school wasn't known for its diversity, and I was one of the few black girls on campus. Since I stuck out like a sore thumb, most of my hookups were followed by a fair deal of boasting and gossip. Depending on your gender, I was commonly referred to as…

This study is the same as saying people that drink Diet Coke are fatter than people that drink full-flavor Coke - duh, the reason people drink Diet Coke is for less calories, so people that drink it are people that care about their weight a lot, and are more likely to be fatter!

Wow, first time ever commenting in the internet. First off I love me some jezebel but what's with the smugness against vegetarians on here?! Of course there are always outlier studies but who has the lowest rates of heart disease, diabetes, and several different types of cancer? Vegetarians!! Vegans are generally even…

And not only today, but every day. Example:

I cannot stand being pranked, unless it's incredibly obvious that it's a prank, like Google and Pokemon. The whole joke is "ha ha you didn't know something that I went out of my way to hide from you!", and I do not appreciate being intentionally kept in the dark about something and then laughed at because they…

I guess you would be in a perfect place to sing "Hasa Diga Eebouwai".

Wow. Insta-crush on you. Need to make "likes cats" a mandatory thing on OKC. Also your kitty is ADORABLE.

My Robert is very well read.