Maybe I'm just feeling cynical this morning, but to me this reads like an attempt to keep cashing in on women's sexual insecurities now that we're at the point of empowering women to pleasure themselves (well, starting to, anyway). Like, "oh, anyone can come, but can you FOURTH LEVEL POWERSLAM ULTRA PLEASUREDOME…

For the record, I always have Level 5 orgasms.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

imagine that news report. between this or being trampled by cows, i think that most of the deaths i've had in the sims would be ones that would definitely make the vicar chuckle

What scares me is that I'm so inundated in Sim-ness that I had to reread the points to get what was so funny about most of them.

Also, they patched the murphy bed? Oh. Huh. I haven't been able to bring myself to use them since my very first university student tried to put the damn bed away his very first morning at…

Pre-patch Sims sounds more fun than post-patch Sims.

Could we please get back to the critical issue in Jez's sex coverage: shaming of anyone who'd ever consider acquiring a Fleshlight (or similar toy)?

That's five words, PBS. THE AMPERSAND COUNTS.

Jez,

What the...?!

WHO WILL THINK OF THE MEN?

ITT:

Oh man, for a minute I thought you meant a GT Monty Python study group, and I got my hopes up.

Oh, for christ's sake. I was at Cambridge for undergrad. Here's why this is wrong:

Right. She also never sounds like anything in those quotes. If you have spent any amount of time watching her in interviews which—sigh—I have, you would know that it's entirely the wrong cadence and vocabulary for her.

So it didn't... click... with you?

No, we're not arguing semantics. I'm telling you that Native people told everyone to stop using the term because it's racist and you're saying that you're allowed to use it because "history." That's racism. It's shitty of you and I'm sick of this strawman bullshit.

Emerging from lurkdom to say: HURRAY!! WE LOVE BURT!!!

What a little badass.