LOL The important thing is that you try! ;)

LOL, right?!

The ingredients and the nutritional value.

I agree with you on all of these!

I ADORE Marc!

HEY! It's Marc from WTF! He's one of my favs! I was lucky enough to meet him and get a hug about 2 years ago. We actually went back in forth during part of the show. He's fab. I'll have to check out the podcast you suggested too!

Kitchenette: Making Enemies of Vegetarians and the Entire Middle East Since 2014.

Torrent it instead if you insist on the hate reading.

BHAHAHA!!!!

done!

YES! I was about to mention the yeast infections that would result from some of that... OMG. Urgh.

That's fab! Next thing we know, you'll be grabbed by Cosmo for their sex tips columns!

"It's a scientific fact that 72.3% of women are turned on by the Cookie Monster. Next time you're going down on her, start randomly shouting 'OM NOM NOM NOM NOM V IS FOR VAJAYJAY IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME' and watch how she goes wild!"

I've worked in many restaurants, but I think the grossest place I worked was a movie theatre.

THIS.

TamTams you know the way to my l̶o̶i̶n̶s̶ heart.

THANK YOU.

Beautifully written, Kyo!