No "Rango?" His vocal performance as Rattlesnake Jake is incredible, it manages to be vicious and funny in equal measure.

I remember watching "Law of Desire" in the Media Center section of one of my college's libraries. They only had a VHS copy, so I watched it at one of their desks that had a TV and VCR. The film started and I've never felt so awkward as that opening section played and I tried to block the view of screen from people…

This comment section is going about as well as expected.

Speaking of sleazy Hollywood types, Hades is Ron Clements and John Musker's "homage" to Jeffrey Katzenberg.

The directors of "Moana," Ron Clements and John Musker are interesting individuals to me as they more less created the modern Disney animated film with "The Little Mermaid" and "Aladdin" and they have then spent the rest of their career either running away from their template or subverting it.

I mostly agree with you on Hammond's Clinton but god help me, his bit on this year's Family Feud skit where he passionately intones, "I love… the feud" still cracks me up.

I got see Kevin tell the "Circus" story at a Simpsons at Bumbershoot a few years ago. As great a story as it is, it's even better when told through Kevin's absolute deadpan manner. The punchline brought the house down.

A desperate attempt from Russia to stop Trump from tweeting.

Get back to me when they remake "Shock Treatment."

Pretty soon the AV Club is going to be nothing but long, thoughtful articles about Corey Feldman.

My God, you're right. I completely blew that joke. Forgive me.

I always hate discussions where people pit "Alien" vs "Aliens." They're both perfect movies. To suggest otherwise is madness.

I hope the Sparksian twist is as good as the one in "Safe House."

George Clooney is an actor I've always had a tremendous amount of affection for and his taste in roles has always been unusually good. Even his bad movies at least look good on paper (A sci-fi adventure film from Brad Bird? Can't lose! A political thriller from Jodie Foster? Sign me up!). He has an old Hollywood sense…

"Shin died in 2006. His final film, believe it or not, was 1995’s 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up."

I think it was Trey Parker who said Troma's philosophy is "quantity over quality." He's right.

Amazon Prime Video inexplicably has like 200 Troma movies to stream. No idea why.

First time I watched "Phantasm" I had insomnia. I couldn't get to sleep, so I put in the video tape I rented from the video store and it was one hell of an experience. That movie feels like you're constantly waking up and nodding off at all times. Pure dream/nightmare logic.

Nobody says "BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY" better than Angus Scrim.

What an amazing ending that is.