This is all mostly bad and demoralizing news so can we talk for a sec about how great I Will Survive is? I never feel anything but delight when I hear those opening notes. Can we also talk about the Cake cover and how great that is as well?

Why not? Women are clearly being inpired by one another to come forward and Washington D.C. is especially primed for this kind of scandal, which should hopefully add to the primal chaos it’s already in.

As a fellow sober person, congrats to John Mayer. I checked out the link and he indeed does look healthier. He always had somewhat of a clammy appearance when he wasn’t sober.

Dear crusty old men, you do not now or ever get a pass because you’re old. You still are disgusting predatory bastards taking advantage of the politeness and extreme socialization of a physically weaker, and less socially powerful and supported member of society. It’s practically the equivalent of pedophilia.

You could do a “32 going on 23" party and just have everybody be the worst version of themselves.

now I know I want pizza boxes with my face on them!! tnx Drake

I came to this article saying “He apologizes! Wow, maybe I should have more respect for him and his having grown.”

Oh yeah, I meant that part sarcastically

why even tell a sexual joke at a press event? Save those jokes for friends. Keep your remarks to the weather or the state of road or your favorite meal at cracker barrel. No one wants to hear Bush tell a dirty joke.

While the younger Bush’s political morality is certainly questionable, he always came across as personally sincere; I wouldn’t expect him to be a groper.

He’s elderly, so it was supposed to be charming, you see. She was supposed to giggle at the incorrigible old rascal. Young gals these days just take everything so seriously. Lighten up, sweetheart. You really should smile more.

I’m pretty sure they weren’t actually confused.

“President Bush would never — under any circumstance — intentionally cause anyone distress, and he most sincerely apologizes if his attempt at humor offended Ms. Lind.”

There is a lot of bad in this dirt bag so lemme focus on this Drake Bday Party which sounds like a blast!

Presidents are in a prime position to coerce women or casually assault them, like the scenario Lind describes. I’d venture a guess that Obama and maybe Carter (he seems like a decent dude) didn’t engage in that sort of behavior. The others? Probably all of them did it on a regular basis.

The amount of confused old men who have groped me or made inappropriate comments, too many. You may be old but that does not give you a free pass.

People who talk about how inspiring it is with a positive attitude in cancer patients make me want to hurl.

...in which he wrote that Glass’s new project “should be rewarding for her considering she didn’t appear on Crystal Castles’ best known songs.”

Are you only just discovering that there are swear words on Lifehacker

Class clowns never seem to... calm down enough to connect with the sexy, y’know what I’m saying’?