Betsy n’ Melania’s tips 4 being popular:

Mrs. Trump is independent and acts independently from her husband.

Don’t bully, unless an uppity war widow starts calling you out on lies

I agree. She’s in personal defense mode; the professional thing would be to basically say “Ms. Griffin and I no longer have a business relationship. She is entitled to her opinion, but I have no further comment. I wish her well”.

I’m not for the perfect being the enemy of the good - but this was a pretty huge misstep that looked like she was had Weinstein as a client purely for selfish reasons (book deal). Even her own mom called her out. I don’t know if she’ll recover.

Lisa Bloom is fucked. She’s going to spend the rest of her career/life dealing with the fallout from Harvey, and it’s a shame because she has a point: she was a well-respected women’s rights attorney. Now she is a...well, she’s an attorney with name recognition.

None of what you mentioned is new. We need to start telling the truth about our history... why did we need unions? Why did we need child labor laws? Why did we need the Americans with Disabilities legislation? To close orphanages? Civil rights laws? Because America was downright heinously EVIL to the poor, the…

Fuck her. You are still in control of this, and you can still triumph.

They’re bigoted, entitled fucks who don’t think anyone who isn’t rich, white, heterosexual, able-bodied, cisgender, and male is really a human being. See also: Trump mocking Serge Kovaleski for being disabled, Trump mocking Charles Krauthammer for being disabled, Trump being successfully sued on multiple occasions…

It must be SO fucking traumatic to have your family member die and then have trump get involved. Ugh I feel so so bad for these people.

Did anyone else read “I have proof” as “I have poof” ?? because that might have broken the internet finally.

The heat from this take can melt steel beams.

It’s actually not at all the same thing, but thanks for playing!

My son played last year at age 8, for the first time. 3 full contact practices per week, teammates who played games in casts after injuries.... all kinds of bullshit. He’s now a soccer player.

There was a scandal at a nearby local high school which ended with the school only being allowed to play 4 games. The parents and students complained about how this wasn’t fair and they were being denied football. I wish those parents and students would take a step back and realize that at the end of the day, we’re…

And May I add to your sentiments that he didn’t even bother to learn the names of fallen soliders or the bereaved. And once again embarrassed our nation by sitting in a press conference with his arms folded pouting those chapped lips like a defiant child in the midst of a tantrum. He is a birth defect unfit to be…

My nephew played Pop Warner, and the crazy thing is that on his helmet, there was a warning sticker that straight-up stated “Do not play football.”

but do these little mucus midgets kneel for the anthem?

I loved playing football in junior high and high school.

Did they come with a note, “thank you for your son’s life! Here’s a gift basket and an autographed glamour shot of President Donald Trump!”