I can tell that you're white. That makes you a bad writer and a scumbag.

My friend said I totally raped him at Halo and that was really offensive to me for a lot of reasons. First, he laughed when he died so clearly he wanted me to stab him. Second, it was barely even a kill and I think it makes the REAL, HARDCORE assassinations seem less legitimate. And anyway, he'd been drinking Mountain…

Yeah, fuck Zora Neale Hurston and Shakespeare!

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

I can't believe you didn't even apologize, just went on justifying your speculation and poor reading comprehension. Did you miss the part where she said she was literally boarded up into the basement? That is kidnapping. When she said, "I left some details out" I guarantee the majority of women reading this…

There was a reason I left out details, but here we go. He also sexually assulted me & he wasn't squatting. There was a house upstairs, a full decorated & lived in kitchen I had to run through on my way out. He fucking kidnapped me.

Since my tale of how I flew to Canada to get laid failed to even get me out of the greys last week, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY how my Canadian beau broke up with me when I got there. It's pretty raunchy and I apologize in advance.

One time I got broken up with by my long-time crush after officially dating for one whole day, yep. He strung me along for a long time before that happened. He broke up with me while in his car, after a party. (so I was drunk on 2 40oz of Cobra I think) He said we would never work together or something, I mostly…

I shoved my wedding ring down my exes throat!

I'm going to compare other celebrities to grains:

Not sure that anyone who willingly bedazzles their boobs deserves to be liked.

They all met through their church like good wholesome Christian Americans do. After all, no one religious has ever committed any kind of sexual abuse.......wait.

All the ways people will say it's her fault:

"Jessica's photo spread was child pornography...and trust me I know my child pornography!"

This is quite possibly the dumbest comment I've ever gotten on Kitchenette. Congratulations.

No. It's saying the guy wants to tell all his friends he has a "cool girl" cause she won't complain/nag us.

That's exactly how I took it. I still love football and geeky shit and all that and am totally comfortable with it. I just don't think it makes me different from "other" women. Or cooler. I think that's the essence of the difference. It's fine to love those things. It's not fine to loathe others because you love…

She's not actually saying that it's always an act when women happen to have interests and qualities that are traditionally masculine, though, or that a woman can't actually like those things and be hot. It's about the pressure on women to behave in certain ways that are really about shitting all over traditional…

And then Mufasa's ghost shows up in a suit and tie and says "Nice to see you, brother. Why don't you have a seat right over there? I'd just like to know what you're doing here tonight."