Absolutely wrong. So, so wrong that it's a joke how wrong you are. The definitive 'Women can carry action movies too, Hollywood take note' film was done nearly 30 years ago with Aliens. It shits all over Kill Bill.

Um... Elektra?

just gonna leave this here for no reason in particular. Other than the whole "we don't need the red, white and blue outfit, we'll go with something more realistic"...

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by an America's Next Top Model elimination.

Turnabout is fair play, so...

I can't get myself to watch the clip, but just from reading the description, I think I get all that I need.

Clearly, she doesn't go outside.

Which is just as well, because being naked, she'd be asking for it anyway...

#womenagainstfeminism

#idontneedfeminismbecause I live quite a comfortable life and can live off the gains of the movement whilst disparaging it at the same time.

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how about we just stop speculating at the reasons? Does it really even matter? She was murdered while trying to have sex for money. That's all that really matters.

Exactly, everyone knows that when you start a fight, you're allowed to use deadly force as soon as you start losing the fight. How else is a reasonable person meant to defend oneself?

Inane Ramblings: I've been thinking about the Olive Garden a lot lately, because it's a Good Value. Being a Poor, I have to think about this all the time. If a guy wanted to take me on a date, I would choose the Olive Garden, where I would fill up on soup and breadsticks, then take my entrée home to eat for the next…

You know the thing about Amy Poehler, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the…

Ohhh, that sounds good too. After this thread, I'm pretty sure I need to go to the grocery store and get cottage cheese for lunch!

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

I am a smug jerk who loves almond milk. That shit is delicious.

I love cottage cheese. Give me a tub, a spoon and a shaker of ground black pepper.

That's the thing: it ISN'T deliberate malice. It's something much, much worse: de-sensitized apathy and a ground-in tendency to turn off your basic empathy for your fellow man.

The admission that it felt good is the bravest part. I found myself in a similar conundrum at the age of 11 when I was molested by the husband of a couple I babysat for (he would detour into parking lots while driving me home). I knew what he did was wrong, but my body betrayed me by responding because it did feel…