does not look like this guy. May be time for some new spectacles.

This guy...

That's it exactly. "That gun looks scary so let's make up a term for it, we'll call it an assault weapon! That'll really get the public worked up!!".

Daniel Craig looks like a Bond villain? I'm a huge 007 fan and I think he's easily the best Bond since Connery.

I don't think that could have been put any better.

"a buzzword... abused by the media to get ratings". Hmmmmm, that sure sounds familiar, if only I could think of another example. Wait, I've got it! How about their use of the term "assault weapon"?

Bring it here and call it the Falcon. We had Falcon's once upon a time and the name fits in with all the other Ford 'F' names.

Dixie eh? The ad says the buffoon who built this is in Boston.

I really don't get the "Auto Union = Nazis" thing. I would be shocked if there was a company operating in Germany from the mid-30's to 1945 that wasn't in bed with the regime and, after 1943, involved in war effort. It's what happens when:

Ron Jeremy will NOT be allowed in for free.

Ron Jeremy will NOT be allowed in for free.

Huh, what Viper? Oh that one. Sorry, I was a little preoccupied by something else.

The US has done more good then every other nation in the world combined.

Damn I've got great memories of Garmisch! I remember sitting on the balcony of my hotel room with a couple of buddies, a Canadian girl who worked for the Armed Forces Recreation Services, and some German girl, still drinking our asses off as we watched the sun come up over the Alps.

Set down the crack pipe and back away slowly.

For purely selfish reasons I too would love to know how Michael's doing but I keep in mind that my frustration in not knowing is nothing compared to the hell that his family and (if he has any self awareness) he must be going through. Even if it's worst case scenario and he'll never be a functional human being again,…

Your wife sounds like a total badass! Wish I had balls half as big as hers.

Went to a call a few years back where a fella was underneath his car while it was only supported with a floor jack, jack moved or something and the car ended up on him. He was dead by the time I got there. It does happen, don't risk it. Get it up on stands and, before any wheels/tires get pulled, rock it to make sure…

Despite being a comedy, one of the best war movies ever. The job they did on the fake Tigers was fantastic.

ROADTRIP! We're gonna hit all 57 states!!