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Lucky Luke
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When I started dating my now ex-wife, about four or five dates in, I once referred to her 1997 Saturn SC with faded paint, cracked panels and dry-rotted interior as a “Shitty Road Toilet”. She took offense, but I quickly apologized and moved on.

There once was a man with a Passat

Well clearly there was no fire because the pilot directed the F-16 towards See Water, Inc.! 

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

1993 Africa Twin. The best of the bunch. With adjustable forks and everything you need for serious riding. I owned one(got it stolen) one of the Best bikes I have ever ridden. Hell I would take a Africa Twin 750 over a modern day GS any day.

Chain Drive Honda twin or a Paralever Shaft Drive Air Cooled Boxer? The ride,handling,easy maintenance and cargo capacity are all in the GS favor...Africa Twin’s are good bikes and cool in R/W/B. GS are GS...

HELL NO. Africa Twin FTW.

For someone who knows bikes: Why would you go with this over say... a ‘91 Africa Twin?

For the price of a KLR...

HAHAHA!!!  Good point!!

Coarse grade sandpaper

Coarse grade sandpaper

Weld one, Baku!

The Azerbaijan Grand Prix Is Already a Comedy of Errors Shitshow

The actual weight benefit of removing the center console is not the few grams that the console weighs, but the several kilos of crap that people put inside it.

But my biggest issue is that my tank will only accept a maximum of eight gallons. I’m fairly sure these DJs came with 11 gallon tanks, so I’m not sure what’s going on here.

We’re talking about tiny hub-mounted drum brakes on a bicycle, not 12-inch, 4-piston disc brakes on a 150 hp (or 200 hp) motorcycle; I suspect that the driving dynamics are somewhat different.

I got the rear wheel on my Ducati about three feet off the ground after I grabbed a handful of front brake because I was not paying attention in traffic. Only thing you can do is let off the brake. Sounds like either the brake locked on this guy or he grabbed it to hard. 

Well, what do you use when you shower? Just water? Soap? A sponge? Perhaps a heavy duty twisted wire brush?

Well, what do you use when you shower? Just water? Soap? A sponge? Perhaps a heavy duty twisted wire brush?