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I still don’t know about these bidets... I can’t imagine that spraying your butthole with cold water would be very comfortable. I know you could pipe warm to the bidet, but unless you have an expensive recirc system, you’ll still have cold water spraying your butt.

I still don’t know about these bidets... I can’t imagine that spraying your butthole with cold water would be very…

Nope. You have it figured out. They won’t “sell” your email address but when they sign an “agreement with a third-party” and part of that agreement is giving them all the email addresses and in return they get a cut of the revenue from the ads. But hey, it still isn’t “selling” right? IT WAS JUST AN AGREEMENT!

That is a lot of features. Now, what about the QUIRKS?

Why not? Because having DD’d a miata for years. Ground clearance is garbage in any amount of snow. It won’t suddenly make the miata better in bad weather.

As a means of making the car easier to drive? Its one of the more forgiving rwd vehicles out there. A viper this is not and so I am not seeing an additional need…

Phase 1 of Fiat ownership: Look at the cars...they were all yellow.

Me (using a heavy, lustful French accent): Oh, lover! Remember how after we went to New Orleans you fell in love with the French “razon extra” and have wanted to go to France ever since we talked to the guy talking Creole?

On the rotor itself, I’m bothered exactly ZERO amount since the pads will remove it within the 1st brake press.

However, the rust on the area between wheel and the rotor irks me to no end. There’s no reason for that area to rust on a mid to high end vehicles. 

I’ll be honest, the only time I’ve ever used an umbrella was when years ago a group of friends and I decided to visit NYC and do the Tourist Thing for a few days. I just used some $8 cheapie that ended up broken in my luggage when I arrived back home.

I’ll be honest, the only time I’ve ever used an umbrella was when years ago a group of friends and I decided to…

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

Driven monthly.  Period.

To me, they still need to work on the interior. My suggestions:

Emissions. It’s all about emissions. Open deck blocks are far more emissions friendly due to the need to accurately regulate cylinder temp. More to the point, for stock performance with modern controls open deck is better. You have a larger amount of possible coolant flow to better control cylinder temperatures within…

I have questions.

What’s the difference between a radial tire and 365 used condoms?

What’s the difference between a radial tire and 365 used condoms?

Not sure if it’s a good idea to buy “assorted condoms”, but this reminds me of an old joke. What’s the difference between a rubber tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear, the other’s a great year.

Not sure if it’s a good idea to buy “assorted condoms”, but this reminds me of an old joke. What’s the difference…

Go fuck yourself. 

1960-what? 24 exposure film roll and no auto winders.

And Jaguar beat them to it.

“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”