An Alfa form the early nineties?!? Are you fucking insane??? Not on your life, not even if they paid me 5,200 American Pesos to have.

Are you able to register development vehicles in the US? I thought they all went to scrap.

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What Car Would Be Most Likely To Help You Stay Alive In A Horror Movie?

Why would you want to fuck the blender for half an hour? That sounds like a surefire way of losing your manhood.

Those are some Olympic-class problem-ignoring skills.

If there are seat belts provided for the side-mounted seats, you could have five on the rear bench

Because Foot Locker was already taken.

Wait a minute... I thought that sparks consisted of ionized, electrically conductive plasma. What am I missing here?

So... something like this then?

To me it just look like another generic Mitzdabizu pickup.

What kind of ass-backwards rules does Indy Racing have where there is a dude holding a couple of tires in oncoming traffic?

Nah man, I say BUY those 19" wheels, LOWER the car a few inches, TINT those windows. These are all things you need to do if you have that kind of cash burning your pocket and live with your parents. If you don’t get that out of your system you will regret not having done them the rest of your life.

How is this OK? Really, how is it remotely OK for Red Bull or anyone else to be pulling stunts like this in a densely populated city?

The B was running on the C man! What part don’t you understand?

New CEO does not expect any layoffs? FIRE SOME FOLKS

The only thing you’ll catch in that thing is Tetanus!

Well, Your Honor... this was a Saturn SRT, not a Dodge SRT! XD

There once was a man with a Passat

Well done Baku Indianapolis.