For someone who knows bikes: Why would you go with this over say... a ‘91 Africa Twin?

The UN are not sure if North Korea is doing anything about dismantling their nuclear arsenal, and they’re worried about a couple of cars?

Weld one, Baku!

The Azerbaijan Grand Prix Is Already a Comedy of Errors Shitshow

The actual weight benefit of removing the center console is not the few grams that the console weighs, but the several kilos of crap that people put inside it.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!!

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!!

Return Journey? Just tie a belt to the steering wheel, put a brick on the gas pedal and drive it off a cliff somewhere(*).

To address your three points:

How do you know that? Were you there, did it, and didn’t die? :P

But my biggest issue is that my tank will only accept a maximum of eight gallons. I’m fairly sure these DJs came with 11 gallon tanks, so I’m not sure what’s going on here.

We’re talking about tiny hub-mounted drum brakes on a bicycle, not 12-inch, 4-piston disc brakes on a 150 hp (or 200 hp) motorcycle; I suspect that the driving dynamics are somewhat different.

I think you forgot one:

I think you forgot one:

You mean CFRP like in the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento’s monocoque? I would assume that if it’s tough enough for a supercar, it’s tough enough for a truck bed.

You’re looking at it wrong: It’s a winged “3”

So Bentley’s new hood ornament is a 3? #cantunsee

Wow... a Queso recipe? Really? They could’ve gone with something a bit more subtle, I dunno, Sang Paneer, Croque Monsieur, Pão de Queijo.

Where are my Ridiculously Awesome™ Porsche 917 Wallpapers?

Well, what do you use when you shower? Just water? Soap? A sponge? Perhaps a heavy duty twisted wire brush?

Well, what do you use when you shower? Just water? Soap? A sponge? Perhaps a heavy duty twisted wire brush?

I live in a country where stand-alone bidets are standard and have hot/cold water plumbing.

I live in a country where stand-alone bidets are standard and have hot/cold water plumbing.

Is this some sort of Kinja thing that I don’t understand?