I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!!

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!!

Am I in the greys for disrespecting The Man? C’mon!

Given what the Americans are doing with them, things could be much, much worse.

Return Journey? Just tie a belt to the steering wheel, put a brick on the gas pedal and drive it off a cliff somewhere(*).

To address your three points:

How do you know that? Were you there, did it, and didn’t die? :P

That is a mad Keyser Söze move right there! Bra-vo! 

But my biggest issue is that my tank will only accept a maximum of eight gallons. I’m fairly sure these DJs came with 11 gallon tanks, so I’m not sure what’s going on here.

We’re talking about tiny hub-mounted drum brakes on a bicycle, not 12-inch, 4-piston disc brakes on a 150 hp (or 200 hp) motorcycle; I suspect that the driving dynamics are somewhat different.

Lore has it that beyond this galactic maelstrom lie the Spice Mines of Kessel

I think you forgot one:

I think you forgot one:

You mean CFRP like in the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento’s monocoque? I would assume that if it’s tough enough for a supercar, it’s tough enough for a truck bed.

I know what’s going through these little critters’ minds: FUCK YEAH, SUPERPOWERS!!!

You’re looking at it wrong: It’s a winged “3”

So Bentley’s new hood ornament is a 3? #cantunsee

Wow... a Queso recipe? Really? They could’ve gone with something a bit more subtle, I dunno, Sang Paneer, Croque Monsieur, Pão de Queijo.

Where are my Ridiculously Awesome™ Porsche 917 Wallpapers?

Well, what do you use when you shower? Just water? Soap? A sponge? Perhaps a heavy duty twisted wire brush?

Well, what do you use when you shower? Just water? Soap? A sponge? Perhaps a heavy duty twisted wire brush?

I live in a country where stand-alone bidets are standard and have hot/cold water plumbing.

I live in a country where stand-alone bidets are standard and have hot/cold water plumbing.

Is this some sort of Kinja thing that I don’t understand?