I guarantee that the people who wrote this crap do not drive... like at all... defensive or otherwise.

Mr Ferruccio... I don’t feel so well...

I was expecting a... tanner interior.

Read this in your best narrator voice and the answer will become clear:

Do you wear jewelry? Because this is what wearing jewelry is all about.

Man, the special meal options are really getting out of hand on some airlines!

That... looks like a toilet, a very fast toilet. What with all the white seat and engine :(

Wait a minute... is that the same Mustang that appears in Ford’s own Mustang page?

Aand that’s exactly what the electric motors are for, remember this engine will go into a hybrid.

Well... it wouldn’t take us TO Venus, it would take us NEAR Venus. Still that’s a bad neighborhood to be in, bad part of the system and all that.

That’s not much better, it just looks like a stack of hoods piled too high. They went to 6 when they should’ve stopped at 4.

Those were the 80's... this was probably another one of Bob’s cars.

Oh, a pissing contest, I love these, lol! I once made 400whp on 25psi on a 1.6L Honda Civic. Do I win anything? In all honesty, I turned in my boyracer card some time ago.

The High Country just looks like a stack of hoods. I feel like they should’ve stopped at 4 hoods high but decided to go to 6.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct! But no matter how much cool air you cram in there, it’s still a heavy hunk of iron with only 8 valves :(

I always thought the body of the Sierra was cool, but it suffered from having shit engines. You can polish it any way you want but a turbo l4 with no intercooler is a turd in any language.

Simple: As much Rad as a Radwood would Rad if a Radwood would Rad wood.

It’s officially November, which if history is any indication, is the best time of year to buy a robotic vacuum

It’s officially November, which if history is any indication, is the best time of year to buy a robotic vacuum

Aston Martin Sold the Tooling for the Old Vanquish to a Mystery Buyer for $26 Million

Or, you know, get a real cutting board instead of this thing that will probably wiggle all over the place.

Or, you know, get a real cutting board instead of this thing that will probably wiggle all over the place.