“I will buy Fox and make every show a documentary about West Africa if that happens in front of me”

Um I think you mean The Imperial March, yes? You’re welcome.

I had a very nice Formation ringtone. I’m putting Darth Vader’s March back on.

Jay: Where you at?

Blue Ivy’s 25-page feminist manifesto on her fridge.

Yes, but why always by application of vice-grips through my left nostril?

I assume they are going to claim it is 42 and hope that enough of the public are Hitchhiker’s Guide fans.

We probably all see subtle, well done plastic surgery all the time and don’t even recognize it as such. But when it’s obvious... I agree, that’s very weird. Totally makes people look like dolls.

Yeah, I mean, I get the jokes... I suppose, but ... damn. I worshipped her when she was still making music, and it makes me so sad to realize that she actually thought she had to change herself to be beautiful.

Exactly. Use a phone? You. Cell Phone? You. E-Mail? You too. SMS? Yep. Facebook, twitter, 4-chan? Oh yeah. Why? Because they can. All indexed and cross-referenced by all the meta-info they can gather.

I mean how hard it is to say "All of them"

Something tells me she’d be doing it even if she wasn’t.

This how I imagine SJP was dressed while going through trash:

they are inflatable

Poor Lil Kim those pictures are exactly why we need Black Girls Rock and Black Girl Magic and Lemonade. Because even when you are a badass rapper you can still feel the need to whiten yourself

New show alert! Khloe’s Kolon Kleanse.

“Oh my god, it’s the kid from Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Going through our garbage. Guess things didn’t work out for her like they did for Helen Hunt.”

Lil Kim situation is really depressing. She was BEAUTIFUL & SEXY. The Lil Kim now looks like it was devised in a marketing lab.

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