“I will buy Fox and make every show a documentary about West Africa if that happens in front of me”

Um I think you mean The Imperial March, yes? You’re welcome.

I had a very nice Formation ringtone. I’m putting Darth Vader’s March back on.

Jay: Where you at?

Blue Ivy’s 25-page feminist manifesto on her fridge.

All the information in this article, and the only thing that stands out to me is how corny Jay looks standing next to her in that picture from the Met Gala. You’re that rich, and your wife looks that dope, and yet you STILL can’t find a tux that fits you properly? Come on, man.

We probably all see subtle, well done plastic surgery all the time and don’t even recognize it as such. But when it’s obvious... I agree, that’s very weird. Totally makes people look like dolls.

Yeah, I mean, I get the jokes... I suppose, but ... damn. I worshipped her when she was still making music, and it makes me so sad to realize that she actually thought she had to change herself to be beautiful.

When I first saw a picture of her I thought she was part of the extended family. But, to be fair, everyone is morphing into the Kardashian image now. Everyone is doing the same contouring, the same eyebrows, the same hair, dressing the same. It’s creepy.

So this kid is was sleeping with Beyonce and then cheated on her? C’mon dude, you are not Idris Elba.

Something tells me she’d be doing it even if she wasn’t.

This how I imagine SJP was dressed while going through trash:

they are inflatable

Poor Lil Kim those pictures are exactly why we need Black Girls Rock and Black Girl Magic and Lemonade. Because even when you are a badass rapper you can still feel the need to whiten yourself

New show alert! Khloe’s Kolon Kleanse.

American Horror Story: Calabasas

“Oh my god, it’s the kid from Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Going through our garbage. Guess things didn’t work out for her like they did for Helen Hunt.”

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

Lil Kim situation is really depressing. She was BEAUTIFUL & SEXY. The Lil Kim now looks like it was devised in a marketing lab.

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