I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

Seriously. This guy makes men who send unsolicited dick pics seem like Nicholas Sparks.

I mean I’m 24 and I have one persistent hair on my chin that my iPhone is pretty helpful with, but in all seriousness my comment was more about pointing out the total pointlessness the action of covering the mirror was in a humorous way. I could have gone for commenting on that special style of privileged feminism…

The hipster coffee shop here has this. I’m like, thanks, but i just ate a spinach feta croissant and I need to check my teeth.

I hate this crap so much. Girls, we are going to constantly bombard you with messages about how important it is to be beautiful! Every movie, TV, and book character that you might want to be like is going to be beautiful. Every ugly female character you might see will be a hated loser whose life you wouldn’t touch…

Pro Tip: for those of us over a certain age who occasionally need to use a mirror to pluck out one of those stupid chin hairs, a forward-facing phone camera does not suffice. Do I need to apply for a waiver to be able to see my chin in the bathroom mirror?

So to empower women, they quote to them from a book that treats them like chattel?

Apparently girls are supposed to go into the boy’s bathroom (which I assume hasn’t been papered over because, boys & patriarchy) to deal with lost contact lenses and floss that piece of caramel corn from their molars?

Or, I don’t know, making sure you put yourself back together after peeing and your dress isn’t sticking in the back of your underwear.

Or fix contacts, my usual bathroom mirror thing.

Cuz girls are always checking themselves in mirrors to make sure their hair and makeup is perfect, and never to make sure they don’t have a piece of food stuck in their teeth from lunch.

Malfoy’s AM account would be truly scandalous if he exclusively hooked up with mud bloods and fathered children with them.... I wouldn’t but it past him. Poor Scorpius!

But then she charitied her way back to millionairehood. She’s awesome.

I was convinced that a fellow SJW like Hermione would never work for/with Lululemon!

You spelled billions wrong.

You do know these aren't actually tweets by JKR right?

Hogwarts starts on September 1st.

1. Luna Lovegood would NEVER hyphenate. She would keep her maiden name only, obvs.