luckpushedmefirst
LuckPushedMeFirst
luckpushedmefirst

it’s like she’s even scared of the black guy via satellite!

Elisabeth wondered why the Black Lives Matter movement hasn’t been classified as a hate group.

Sometimes (increasingly often) I fucking hate this country and its racist, sexist, classist, self-centered, Horatio-Algier-motherfucker-it’s-a-myth-believing, almost-all-entirely-born-of-immigrants-but-somehow-still-hating-other-immigrants-for-also-being-from-somewhere-else, hypocritical,

Can we just add FOX NEWS to the list of hate groups?

I’m just as puzzled.

You just pretty much encapsulated what it's like to be a young female in this country in 3 sentences.

MONSTERS

“Oh my god it’s just a joke don’t take it so seriously”

Or when dudes slap their dick against your clit a la mainstream pornography? These children need better sexual guidance.

HOW...

flicking the clitoris = kicked in the penis

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

At my school, every dorm had signs pointing to where you were supposed to go along with some attempt at light-hearted fun/bad jokes.

WHY is “flicking the bean” even a phrase though? I’ve never understood it

Holy hell. This is a widespread thing? I don’t remember anything like this at my school and it was a complete party school!