You lied to me Fahey. Now, I know walking my beagle is identical to this game.

I don’t know how large their team is but even if they had the funds their scope is way too large. They really need to dial their game project back and look at the fundamentals. Throwing a bunch of systems together isn’t going to create a fun and enjoyable experience. I mean maybe its just my preference but the idea of…

This is an absolutely fantastic response from the developers, and it’s great that they already had a framework in place that they could simply improve upon to combat the issue. It’s specifically great that they went beyond just extending the shield and, essentially, provided a kick player function as well - It…

I only watch games that support at least 11,000 fps

I assume that’s only because you haven’t actually tried looking.

I cannot believe I didn’t think of this.

“The Planet Kirk”

Don’t forget “Pounded in the Butt by my Hugo Nomination”

No Man’s Sky is actually a great title for lesbian porn.

Call me a snob if you must, but I think I’ll hold off for Chuck Tingle’s exploration of that literary space, “Pounded in the butt by the universe”. I mean, how can you top the ruling king of the genre, who wrote such literary classics as “Pounded in the butt by my own butt” and “Pounded in the butt by my own book…

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Should of went with

God these are brilliant.

Thank you for mentioning “What I Got” in SR3. I know it’s a heavily scripted moment but it comes off so very natural and realistic. I believe my reaction when that happened was “OMFG NO WAYYYY!” and then I loudly sang along. :)

When you interview the dev’s PR person, it’s really 400,000 spiders stacked up on each other under a trenchcoat.

He was mine.

I disagree, I think the article has valid points. And as easy as it is to say “your kids shouldn’t get (insert whatever) from television! Shitty parenting alert!” most adults will acknowledge that TV shows taught them things as children. I watched Sesame Street as a kid and it did help shape me. Does that mean my…

Yes, let’s not critically think and write about the media our children consume, let’s just let them blindly watch anything. Sounds like good parenting skills...