Obligatory: Why did you turn???

It’s unnerving how calm both Edelman and Poole are when discussing such an important play in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. I can’t tell if it’s evidence that the players see themselves as just doing their job or it’s proof they’re worlds better than the average person.

If being in the NJ top 20 high school basketball programs isn’t worth kidnapping some immigrant kids, then you obviously don’t want it enough.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

You’re going the wrong way!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Always a tea-bag truther in the crowd

I hate myself for reading all of that.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

Kid’s got a hell of a lot of pressure on him. With a name like “LaMelo Ball,” you better be the best goddamn hooper in your county. Good thing his mama kept going east into Chino Hills and didn’t stop in Diamond Bar.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.