I pulled the butts off of lightening bugs and stuck them on my face as jewelry. 

I was SUCH a picky eater.  We’d sit at the table and my dad would tell me to take a bite of something I hated, so I’d oblige and then just keep the food in my mouth until I basically looked like a hamster - cheeks stuffed.  Then, it would be the end of the meal and I’d still have all this food in my mouth and my dad…

Hoooo boy count yourself lucky you don’t have a sibling that can LAY YOU BARE in minutes. My sister knows exactly what to say to destroy me like no one else. 

I love you, Joan’s pieces area ALWAYS like this.  So inflexible. 

Yep - those videos of her at the Siriano show prove you need her rooting for you when you’re on a runway! I want her back like they use Carson and Ross! 

I just want Aiden to learn to walk in some heels! It’s painful! 

The category is ... disco diva realness! 10's across the board! 

I am happy to say that with the edits, despite Sherry Pie’s presence/dominance, I am still enjoying this show.  Loved Leslie this week - I’d love to watch her judge basically any show on.  Just once, but I’d love it. 

There’s apparently potential bad news about Brita too ... https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/03/06/drag-race-brita-filter-sexual-assault-drag-daughter-statement-facebook-denial-sherry-pie/

I’m happy to say that with the re-edits, despite Sherry Pie’s presence, I am still able to enjoy the show.  Leslie should be a guest judge on every show there is on TV.

I’ve recently discovered that Bon Appetit videos are the best treatment for my anxiety right now (well and also re-starting my SSRI). 

Uhhh yeah, a generation of women pined after their own Aiden - I’ll give you 2nd round Aiden over 1st round of course. I think we can pretty easily say he’s hot.

I need to make one very critical edit to this piece - you say it has no stars, ANDREA MARTIN IS A G-D STAR AND LEGEND.  Ok now that I got that off my chest, can I make you some lamb? 

This is the push I needed - I really could use some feel-good media. 

I remember her then! They were such a pretty couple - remember when he legalized gay marriage in SF. From that to this, girrrrrllllll woooooof!

Ugh so many things wrong with a chemo patient refusing to work from home/go home for their own protection ... my uncle who JUST recovered from very significant pneumonia is spouting conspiracy theories online instead of staying the fuck home. People, mannnnnnnn

Big Brother Canada just started too - although I guess they knew that it was happening, they won’t see the massive shift this week. They’ll probably miss most of the worst of it since the whole group is isolated for 12 weeks.

All I’ve gotta say is that if I had access to that Orange Vanilla Polar Seltzer it would be all I needed ... can’t find it everywhere, especially not Canada. 

Ummm are you forgetting that all the women they interviewed about Jerry said what a shitty dude he was? They ALL did.  I think you’re conveniently forgetting that - they interviewed 2 of them who basically said it was abusive. 

War hero PR!