Hello, we are currently down people and yet five of us will be on tonight liveblogging and writing about the debates as ever. One post does not signal a change in editorial strategy! I realize and sympathize that there is a temptation to believe that we are flipping the switch given all the recent fuckery yonder, but…

then she licked his forehead and put him back on the shelf.

He had to get back to his Uber developer duties

I remember at the time commenting that the video was doctored as fuck: how could a vehicle fitted with 7 cameras look like a decade old $20 dashcam with the brightness slider down as far as it would go?

I like how karaleti has gone silent on this.

At the time of the accident, there were several videos on youtube showing what it looks like to the naked eye. But even in my personal experience with my dash cam, I know that what is recorded is exaggerated. The next time you drive down a 4 lane highway at night, see if you can see things in the next lane. I know I…

There was a girl I knew in college who would, with zero hesitation, march out into crosswalks without stoplights on campus and go: “It’s ok, they have to stop for us. It’s the law!”

oh man. I LOL’ed.

Yep that’s what my mom taught me.  I think her exact words were “Right of way doesn’t mean shit when you’re dead.”

Stop it. It’s widely known that the lighting was better than in this video.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

The video is deceptive in that the light was not as severe as portrayed. Anyone who films with night vision knows this. Videos from the time of the accident clearly demonstrated that the victim would have been readily visible if the driver had been looking. 

Totally unrelated... Uber announces Uber Confessions on HBO.

It would be great if they did an episode where she goes into someone’s house to help them clean it up and it’s full of all the stuff she sells online.

take a look at the splinter article when Greta arrived in the US. there’s a nice assortment of proud liberal commenters spewing today’s full-on MAGA horseshit.

“I would’ve succeeded if not for the climate brats!”

This is where conservatives belong. Not governing, but arguing with teenagers on Twitter. Let the grown folk take care of the important stuff.

Try as he might, Trump was shown up by Ms. Greta. She completely stole the show.

The comments here by the unhinged right-wing nuts are unreal!