I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

This poor child.

Teenage years suck and the added notoriety of being Cruz’s daughter probably makes navigating society a bit harder than it should be. An event like this being plastered over the Internet gives another weapon for people to attack a young woman who has little control over why she’s so notable.

Don’t forget that:

Privacy!!??  In Texas?  For a female!!?  What a quaint notion.  She should probably be investigated immediately to make sure she wasn’t trying to give herself an abortion.  Cruz supported the Dobbs decision.  He should KNOW that females don’t deserve anything like privacy. 

They do make a mess though, you can’t deny.

My cleaning method is to avoid making a mess in the first place:

TruDat’s Cleaning Method: 1.) Don’t have kids 2.) Use a small portion of the money you save from #1 to hire a maid service. 

Instamatic and film for that old, old, old school look

She’s gonna listen to her fart

Judgments from foreign countries aren’t immediately enforceable or valid in a US court, they can be used as evidence if they’re from a judicial system that is known to be legitimate.

About six months ago my farts stopped smelling. Same frequency, no odor. I finally went to the doctor and he told me to rip one. I did, same deal, I couldn’t smell a thing. Doctor said “well, your ass works. What you need is a checkup on your nose.”

Then he went to write down the name of another doctor but discovered…

I can see how a court could end up with judges who are bigoted, or who let their personal beliefs colour their decisions. It sucks, but we all have our biases, and some of us are able to get important jobs because of our other attributes. But holy shit... When someone so biased and also so demonstrably stupid, and…

I’m sorry...what does your faux outrage have to do with this article? 

She’s said she does not want to run.

The greys BIG MAD lololol

I miss having a President who could confidently deliver zingers and was inarguably/unquestionably oriented to person, place, time, and situation. 

The gif below accurately sums up my feelings when someone else makes Alex Jones go “whoa whoa whoa, cowboy!!!”*

While I actually hadn’t been aware of their existence before this article (I don’t follow a lot of network TV), I was “making a point” of not knowing cele-bratty icons and their various behaviors.

Who?