Ten years old.

Insert all the eye-roll gifs

To each their own but I would not recommend “When They See Us” or “I may Destroy you” in a single day. They are heavy and they deserve your full and undivided attention to really appreciate. I think each episode deserves it’s own time to process.

Binders full of women will always be funny to me

Yup, Alito wrote the dissent. It’s in the linked opinion. But I am not the person to summarize it because I barely understand legalese :)

Blunt:

I actually liked Noah’s jokes. Sometimes it’s funny when the hosts rag on the celebs but honestly it get’s exhausting. 

Yea... he would shoot you straight if he could

I was reading an article in vanity fair from someone who was in the upper area that said only the orchestra area really stood. Unfortunately that’s all you see on TV...

Oh in total agreement! Ultimately the producers should have said “we understand you don’t want to make this a bigger deal but we can’t have this behavior here, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence and we are having him escorted off the premises”

Yea I feel for Chris Rock.

Don’t want people talking about your appearance? Don’t do a red carpet event. This is all optional rich people shit.

this huge shibboleth where it’s either an approval of life threatening personal violence or an approval of murdering black women, and it was basically just two people being tacky.

I actually have no beef with the Instagram apology and even if his publicist did write it, it takes responsibility for his actions. It was a public fuck up and it’s a decent public apology.

It’s good that the Academy is looking into the incident, and not just what the implications are for Will Smith but also did any one check in on Chris Rock after and ask if he wanted Will Smith removed or check in with Jada to see if she needed anything.

The takes are so bad

Amy Schumer clarified that, yes, Kirsten Dunst was involved in that creation of their “seat filler” bit at the Oscars

but I feel like I should point out that no one would ever consider doing this kind of comedy with a group of gorgeous actresses.

Was that a scripted joke though? It felt like an off the cuff improv

Yes agreed if the top had been just a couple inches longer, more of a peek a boo crop I think it would have worked better