She is wonderful as is her show (can’t believe they canceled it, there goes my Tuesday indulgence). Also, she is a delight to follow on Twitter.

RETREAT MODE

Maybe before. But now he is slow as fuck and he misses more passes than he makes. I used to apologize for that complacent bald fuck. He can rot in Toronto for all I care.

This is actually a perfect drawing of what Tom Brady looks like on the insides.

Sure, go ahead and like whatever you want (I know you said you didn’t really, but it would be OK if you did), but who comes up with fanfic for something like this?

I’ve actually gone to a taping, and like my penis, it looks way bigger on TV.

I was screaming at Ms. LuPone last night! It was deliciously savage. Chris Meloni and Andy’s reactions were great. I loved every second of it and wanted more.

Oh I know! It was like every damn week to do another Station of the cross. And at my school, a class would take turns to enact the Station. By the time Easter Sunday came around I was beyond done with church. I blame that for my severe aversion to going to church.

The fire alarm issue was the Steelers. Pulled by a Patriots fan. I’m from New England but gah, we are terrible.

As a Chargers fan, I found it very inappropriate to let her speak in a pollen-filled environment while everyone was chopping onions.

My colorist recommended Psssst! and it really is the best, especially because it’s easy to find and cheap. http://www.drugstore.com/psssst-instant…

My colorist recommended Psssst! and it really is the best, especially because it’s easy to find and cheap. http://www…

Also Katie's hair last season is maybe her greatest offense. Like, what was that?!

Look, the Suns won anyway; honestly, I think a post like this is really just meant to try and steal his sunshine.

Ummmm... most likely foot touchings.

"Taylor Swift is the whorish face of doomed America."