Summer birthday so I was home from college for my 20th. My brother was 16 and going through an angsty goth phase, was a total asshole and hated my parents. We went to dinner a few towns over and after dinner my mom and brother got into a huge fight in the parking lot where he threw his container of leftovers at her.…

I was you exactly 6 months ago Monday! Trust your body. Steal the mesh panties. If you have a c-section it isn’t the end of the world (I eventually had to have one). You will be exhausted and emotional. The birth suite I was in offered a jacuzzi tub and that was the best thing to relieve my pain and discomfort but…

5 months old today! Exciting, amazing, exhausting. It’s a luxury to have someone help with laundry/cleaning but if you have friends and or family willing to do it, use them! 

Oh I’m sure she is! She was great to see and I’m sure her phrasing didn’t cross her mind. 

Cyndi Lauper 5 or so years ago. She really likes to tell stories and talk about what’s on her mind between sets. At one point she starts calling out a section of the crowd near the stage for not dancing. After the set is finished she apologizes to the group for calling them out for not dancing because they were “the ha…

Clearly Hochuli rejected the job to joyride in his Winnebago throughout the states. And I for one am highly disappointed.

A mouthful of chocolate syrup and a shot of peppermint schnapps. Fucking disgusting. I’m breaking out in a sweat thinking about it almost 20 years later.

Yes! Typical Pete Carroll bullshit.

Noooooooooo! It seriously is a favorite and I had missed the cancellation news.

Sometimes if it is raining a lot or really wet the phone lines will get saturated and will generate a 911 call. Edit: I didn’t realize how many replies there were to your thread so just ignore me if this is redundant!

It is my birthday today too. I banned all friends and family from mentioning or joking it was Trump’s birthday. That was my true birthday wish!

That commenter sounds like the type who would microwave tuna.

Thank you!

How do you harvest your garlic? We discovered that it grows in our garden (we bought our house last year) and I fucked it all up last year. Thanks! We do have a whole bunch growing again this year.

We had to sit through Stations of the Cross in catholic school. It was the longest most boring of all the masses we had to suffer through during the school year. If it weren’t for Easter candy being so delicious this time of year would be dead to me. It still kinda is.

The announcers were commenting that she could have been carded because of the time that she took away from the goal while preparing for the penalty kick.

I also like that it doesn't have a strong offensive odor.

I also like that it doesn't have a strong offensive odor.

I did too! My dad used to call it "Yo Mama" magazine.

I broke my foot in September while stepping awkwardly on a small rock (not even as big as gravel) on flat asphalt while breaking in a new pair of Danskos on my work break and looking at a picture on Facebook on my phone listening to No Doubt on Pandora. Not only was I not allowed to put any weight on my foot for a…

I generally just say "the rapist".