No. Enough with the goddamn macarons. Literally everything on my Instagram is macarons and you know what, THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OK. There are far, far superior cookies with which waif-ish fashion bloggers and large-hatted music superstars could be obsessed.

This is what real people look like when they are at home. I think she's a role model. Love her.

Her crime: Not giving a fuck.

I love her, and while I wouldn't accost my friends about it I agree with her for the most part. I can't wait to be her age and I love the age I am. I will love when I'm 80, because that means I'm still living and experiencing and learning.

Anyway, I can't think of her though and not want to say "So, you were havin'…

As a woman that looks visibly middle aged in Hollywood I can assure you she has been discriminated against.

Unless you're hitting happy hour on a Friday with a ratty bun and sweatpants and a sweatshirt, you care.

P.S.: You're obviously shitposting for negative attention so just stop. Please go back to r/foreveralone.

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

ME TOO! ME TOO!

I have Serious Feels for the First Lady that I cannot entirely describe.

God, I love her. Can't she run in 2016?! Hillary/Michelle 2016!!! Motherfucking lady dream team right there.

This is genius. I need you to know that.

It's like Underpeople are trying to hide the TP. And bathroom time is no time for games, you guys.

My own response was "lady, this only works when you have staff," but yours is better.

FALSE. If you roll under, it's harder to grab the business end of the paper. It's forever rolling behind the roll, against the wall, rather than in front of the roll right next to your hand. Physics.

Own that queso. No shame in my cheese game.

Palindromic response to Yoko's tweet: OK. Oy, Yoko.

but i mean . . . when you make a sandwich . . . is the bread THAT gummy, is the sandwich THAT drippy with mayo? that takes expertise!

how can there even be a company secret